I've also gotten fucked up numerous times. It's been a while, sorry to keep you waiting.
My 25th birfday came & went, and I had fun....according to the people who were there. I'll have to just take their word for it this year. I apologize to the numerous girls, single & boyfriended, that I touched, fondled, caressed, or otherwise basically turned on while I was in my blackout-mode. I would normally do all that LONG before I got that drunk.
Kinda scary being 25, but I'll save that for another post.
New year's swung around, too. I normally skip the whole "make a resolution, break a resolution, rinse & repeat" cycle, but this year I had to make one. My resolution: DO more shit. In this world, there are thinkers & there are doers (Dewer's?), and I've been thinking way too much till now. This can really pertain to anything, doesn't have to be big, but I just wanna DO the stuff I keep thinking I wanna do...shrooms, play more guitar, update my blog, get into research, salvia divinorum....whatever, I just wanna do more.
Shit gets in the way, though. For example, Street Fighter: The Later Years finished up. Enjoy:
Episode 7:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1793652
Episode 8:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1800749
Episode 9:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1804813
Finally, I leave you with a gift. These are the kinds of things I went into medicine for. Although surgery rotation sucked, it was all worth it when we took an X-ray of a male patient to find this:
Yes, it's a vibrator. You can easily see the inner workings, motor, etc. but it may be hard to see the outer casing so I ever-so-precisely outlined it in red, below:
So the moral of the story, boys and girls, is have your fun but be careful: stick something far enough up your ass, and it may not cum back out....without surgery...& the surgical team laughing at you...and a 3rd-year med student posting it on the internet.
And before you over-sensitive, goody-2-shoe fucking retards harass me about patient rights and HIPAA violations, realize that I have erased the patient's name and medical record # from the images, no rules have been broken. You fucking retards.
I really AM a friendly doctor, though. See you in the ER! =)
