These are all things I’d like to experience at least once in my life…and many of them aren’t the brightest of ideas or good for me, but at some point you just gotta say “FUCK IT” and do them. So, in no particular order, my “Fuck-it List”:
- go skydiving
- try ‘shrooms
- try eating as many different animals as I can
- have a threesome (w/ 2 chicks, obviously)
- save a life
- take a punch to the face
- get in a legit fist fight and beat the SHIT out of someone (who deserves it, of course)
- try salvia divinorum
- visit all 7 wonders of the world (old and new sets)
- have anal
- have/raise kids
- have a swordfight with real swords (or some type of weapons...axes, spears, shields, etc.), without anyone getting hurt
- travel to as many different places as I can
- have a girl deep-throat me
- (at least partially) financially support my parents
- drive a sports car really fast
- learn conversational & medical Spanish
- have sex or get head (to cumpletion) in a “public” place without anyone actually seeing us (ie: public restroom, changing room at a clothes store, etc)
- go bungee jumping
- learn to surf
- learn to dribble a basketball without looking
- go paintballing
- create or do something, anything, that will outlast me and be around long after I’m dead
I’m proud to report that I recently crossed off an item that’s been on my Fuck-it List for a long time: I took a straight shot of Everclear liquor (190 proof, that’s 95% pure alcohol). Tastes like burning.
If you have any other great ideas of things I should add to my list, I’m all urrs. Likewise, if you’re down to do any of these things: A) you’re probably slightly crazy and B) holla’ at me.
Now, I'll be the first to admit there are some things on my list that I'll probably never do, but the vast majority of them are obtainable and I hope to accomplish them more sooner than later. As we all know, life, like the oriental man's penis, is too short.
